Real Housewives of Nashville S1 E2 - "Gossip's and BBQ"
SHOW STARS WITH THE CLIFFHANGER OF RAYNA OPENING HER DOOR..
Athena - My gorgeous Rayna! That bikini is to die for! Thanks for having us round.
*The ladies walk in and see Rayna's Grammy's and albums in the display case..*
Dior - Those Grammy’s! Well deserved may I add! ... you remember I was a music producer back in the day?
Rayna confessional - I knew Dior produced music in the 90's. Most were one hit wonders *sips champagne*
Dior - It was quite the mix, actually... I co-produced a few Willie Nelson albums, one Celine Dion album and I even managed Puff Daddy as he was called back then!
Rayna - Ohh Celine ? That's great. I'm going to a Christmas Concert in December at Caesar's Palace too.
Athena - Oohhh!! We HAVE to be there!
*Brandi comes out of the bathroom and hugs Rayna*
Gina walks in with Kierra [FOH] - ''Rayna, we are here''
Rayna - Hello latecomers. Athena & Dior are outside.
Rayna - Come ladies have a seat. Tell us about you Kierra. *Brandi jumps into the pool*
Kierra - Well I mean it's not much, I was with a basketball player and he was a dickhead.
Gina - Do we know who he is? How long were y'all married?
Kierra - John Murphy, we were together for 5 years. He came out as Gay after I caught him cheating with my brother.
Dior Confessional: You know, John Murphy actually dated one of my nephews on the down low pre Kierra. Safe to say, that man likes keeping it in the family.
Dior - I am desperate for some Nashville BBQ ribs right now!
Brandi peaks out of the pool and yells ''Did someone say rib's?''
Athena - Not cravings I hope, Dior...?
Dior - Bitch, if I ever had a baby it’d be a damn miracle! *Everyone laughs*
*The ladies head to the buffet spread Rayna made*
Rayna - Glad y'all made it for lunch. Lets meet up soon, cause I have to go back to rehearsals.
THE LADIES GET UP AND HUG EACH OTHER. RAYNA CLOSES THE DOOR AND YELLS '' BOYS THEY ARE GONE, YOU CAN COME DOWN''.
COUPLE DAYS LATER.....
Rayna walks into the local Sephora and spots Athena at the Chanel counter.
Athena - Rayna!! *waves*
Rayna - Hey Athena. Fancy seeing u here. I just ran out of my foundation and my makeup artist is working with Kyle Richards on her movie.
Athena - Oh my god your make up artist is out of town too?! I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter at the moment! Don’t judge..
Athena Confessional - Hagrid on crack. That’s me! *laughs*
Rayna - So what did u think of yesterday's brunch? What's with Kierra showing up 2 hours late?
Athena - I have no idea! She’s quite lapse on time... No urgency. I heard her ex was a serial shagger! Mind you, I heard she’s just as frisky....
Rayna - Could be. I heard of her ex. He's was apparently banging a college aged son of my husband's teammate while they were married but rumors?
Athena - Wow really? Well Dior told me but she didn't say who. How’s things anyway? We didn’t get chance to have a proper chat the other night.
*Rayna's phone beeps and she opens TMZ ''Kierra's arrested for swerving and slamming a tree on her way home from Nashville singer Rayna's home'' ✷
Rayna - Daheck. What's this!?
Athena looks over at Rayna's phone - Oh shit!
Rayna - I don't even know her and I'm associated with that wreck? Jeez isn't she like 50? My daughter who's 17 can drive better.
Athena - I’ve known her a while... associates only. Anyway, how are things going with you? You seem so busy!!
Rayna - I'm doing fine I guess? I am releasing my new charity single "Call Me" with my friend Leann Rimes next week for the Corona Victims and NHS.
Athena - A new single?! Yayyyyy! You know I love your songs! What a great cause! My Clark and I are thinking of doing a charity gala for all Corona Victims... We were scouting for Venues yesterday.
Rayna - That sounds awesome. Anything else?
Athena - Well, other than the gala I’m starting work on a new TV show in Isolation. It’s basically about how people cope mentally during the lock-down..
Rayna Confessional - Basically Big brother Covid style? Interesting. .
Athena - The only problem is, every time I start to shoot, Clark walks into the background in his damn boxers or some other state of undress! I have to tell him, Clark! No one else wants to see your pecker! *laughs*
Rayna - That certainly would get ratings. *laughs* So girl I got to run I have a fitting with Balmain for the single's cover. Catch you soon?
Athena - Sure baby! Take care and good luck with the shoot! *air kisses* Remember, not too close! Lock-down rules and all that!
Rayna - We got to meet soon before we are totally on lock-down ugh. *Runs towards her Uber*
Athena - Rayna!! You forgot your bag! It's OK ill give it to her later. *walks away carrying her bags of makeup, a homeless man almost bumps into her* WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING ASSHOLE! WE’RE IN LOCK-DOWN!!
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