Real Housewives of Nashville S2 E2 - ''What's Autotune?''

Episode 2. 

Athena and Dior wont be appearing in this episode as both were self quarantining at home. Rayna decides to make amends and invited Brandi to the studio where we will also meet Ava. We will also meet Selenay towards the end of the episode.

* Brandi is in the recording booth *

Rayna Confessional - I decided to finally write a song for Brandi cause she's on the tabloids currently thanks to me *footage of the reunion from last season where the sex tape is revealed* I hope she like's this Faith Hill reject from the 1990's.

*Rayna heavily autotuned and mixes the song*

Rayna : Brandi, come over.

Brandi : *Runs over*

Rayna: Brandi you sound great. Never thought I will say this.

Brandi: Thank you Rayna! I'm glad I've impressed you. *laughs* 

Brandi Confessional: I was a bit nervous going into the studio with Rayna but I'm digging this country feel to my music.

Rayna : A little country pop never hurt Taylor swift so why not. 

Brandi: Yes ! My new era can be my country phase, my Joanne era.

Rayna confessional: Sorry Gaga, she didn't mean that.

Rayna: Oh yeah a friend of my neighbor is coming over. 

Brandi: Oh wow what's her name ?

Rayna: Ava. She's Russian but she's born in New Jersey. She's a one hit wonder from the 90's I think you heard of her song "Lucky" ??

*Rayna starts playing the chorus meanwhile Brandi let's out a big yawn when she hears Ava's music*

*Ava's introductory scene is shown*

Ava with a Russian accent - Hi My Name is Ava. I am Russian and Italian. I am best known as being a one hit wonder back in 1993. I have decided to move to Nashville after divorcing my cheating husband and coming out as a lesbian  I am also starting my very own LGBTQI charity. 

*Ava starts walking in the studio and see's Brandi yawning*

Brandi Confessional: Oh shit, I hope Ava didn't see me do that.

Ava Confessional: I did. What a bitch.

Ava: Raynaaaa! Hey babe! Wow this place feels like a second home!

Rayna: Hey Ava! How are you? Long time no see. This is my new friend Brandi.

Brandi: New friend?

Brandi Confessional: I guess Rayna still doesn't like me.

Brandi: Hi Ava! It's nice to meet you! I heard your a singer too?

Ava: *looks at Brandi* Oh wow Rayna you never told me you knew such pretty people, well besides me of course. Nice to meet you too hun, I am but it's been a second passion of mine for a few years now besides charity work of course.

Brandi: *blushes* You're so sweet Ava! I would love to hear your new music.

Rayna: I had a interesting idea, Ava why don't you rap on the song I just remixed for Brandi? A little ratchet pop country never hurts.

Rayna Confessional : What Brandi doesn't know is that Iggy Azalea turned down this feature when I mentioned Brandi's name so my new plan is to get both one hit wonder rejects on the same track. I get paid either way for producing this track. *laughs*

Ava: You're too kind, but of course I'd love to help out, sometimes a person needs all the help they can get.

Ava Confessional: Way to put me on the spot Rayna!

Brandi: Wow, love you already!! We must Collab!

Ava: So play for me what you have recorded already, I'd love to hear it

*Rayna starts the music up and Brandi starts twerking on Ava*

Rayna Confessional - She still needs work on her professional etiquette as we see.

*Brandi starts singing and does her Britney dance moves*

Ava confessional : She can't sing but she surely has a lot of enthusiasm.

Ava: Alright, it needs... some work but I already have an idea hear me out..

 *Ava starts freestyling*

When you need the spice I am the flavor 

I am the fix when you are a craver

When you're in trouble I am the saver

I am the one, they call Ava!

Brandi: Wow! That was so good Ava!

Rayna confessional: It's trash and yeah she sounds like a dying chipmunk but with some heavy autotuned I can turn her into Cardi B*

Ava: Thanks Brandi, I know, together we'll make a hit and help give you your own identity too!

Rayna: I know it's late notice Ava, my bestie Gina is engaged and I'm throwing her an engagement party tomorrow, you wanna join us? You will also meet our other friends and another old friend of mine, Selenay.

Ava: I'd love to come to an engagement party!

Brandi: Did she invite me? 

Rayna: Yeah as my +1 so behave.

Brandi: Yay, can we all match pls ??

Ava: Sure! Hopefully by then you have sorted out the yawning problem yeah Brandi? *Ava smirks*

Brandi: Oh my Ava! You weren't suppose to see that lol my bad

Ava: It's fine hun, lucky you're cute! I'll see you both then! Bye!

Brandi: Bye! It was nice meeting you new bestie! 

Rayna : You ready Brandi? I'll drop you home.

Brandi: Alright! let me go grab my Chanel purse

Rayna confessional - She has Chanel purse but no uber money? Chile.. good thing she doesn't know Chanel has one N and not two *laughs*

*Rayna's Porsche zooms off*

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Next Morning, Ava messages Brandi regarding brunch and they meet up. A New TMZ alert shakes up the group.

Ava: Hey Brandi babe, how are you doing from the other day?

Brandi: I'm doing great, thanks for asking!

*Brandi gets TMZ alert announcement regarding Ava being promoted!*

Brandi: OMG I just got some great news from my friend that's a TMZ insider! YOUVE BEEN PROMOTED TO FULL TIME with another newbie Selenay ! Who's that?

Ava: A nobody who's pretending to be Beyonce's cousin and I guess when one door hits a bitch on the way out, another opens and let's another bitch in! *laughs* In this case, 2 bitches lol.

Brandi Confessional: It should've been this way the first time, The other girl was so bland and uninteresting to be around.

Brandi: I was thinking, if you are not rushing back home. Why don't we go over next door to Chanel for some clothes for tomorrow's party

Ava: Count me in!

Ava Confessional: I can't wait to meet some new women and show them what they've been missing!

Brandi: Well I gotta head out Ava, let's plan some matching outfits for the mixer okay bestie ??

Ava: Of course! Sounds good to me!

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The same day, we also meet Selenay.

Selenay Entrance: *twirls down the street* while a bus is honking.

Selenay: *is seen walking into an elevator and pressing Penthouse in her luxury hotel before arriving after a long day* 

Selenay to her Butler: Oh Mr. Anders, will you please fix me a cup of hot chocolate? I’m rather chilly this afternoon.

[Confessional]
My name is Selenay Knowles. I’m the lesser known cousin of the legendary Beyoncé and sister Solange. They can sing, but I can SANG! I do a lot of things hunni. I can sing, I can twerk, I can cook, just call me Wonder Woman because I do it all.

*is seen relaxing on the sofa while confessional continues to play*
[Confessional Cont.]

I am here to further my music and hair business career while I'm quarantining in Nashville. My sold-out tour has been moved to 2022 thanks to Covid-19 so I really want to tap into the nature of country music while I’m here. I may be the next country super star...you never know! *laughs*

Selenay: Anders, I got a text from Rayna! OMG I haven't seen her in years.

Rayna's text: Hey girl!! Let's meet up for an early dinner, I have a lot to fill you in!

Selenay: Of course!! See you at 8?

Rayna: Yeah no problem!!

At 8.30pm Rayna's sitting at the table waiting for Selenay.

Rayna confessional: I thought I'll be late cause I'm always the last.

Selenay arrives at 9.00pm and twirls on the red carpet in the restaurant.

Rayna: Girl you know I been here for 30 minutes?

Selenay: Nashville traffic girl! I never experienced it.

Rayna confessional: Traffic my ass. I been here for 20 years. Bet she was having a photoshoot outside the restaurant. *Opens Instagram* Yep I was right.

*Waiter comes over*

Selenay Confessional: Oooh he's fine gurl. I'll be sure to get his digits later.

Rayna: I'll have the Salmon and the Gin and Tonic.

Selenay: I'll do the Chardonnay with Lemon pepper wings.

Rayna: Can we also have a side order of Oyster's for the table?

Hot Waiter: Yes of course.

Rayna: That be awesome. Thanks.

Rayna: I was at the recording studio earlier with Brandi.

Selenay Confessional: Oh god, Brandi knows she can't sing right?

Rayna: Ava also dropped by.

Selenay: Who's that?

Rayna: Oh she's a singer from the 90's. She has a LGBTQI charity.

Selenay: Oh the scam artist?

Rayna: Wait scam artist?

Selenay: Long story short, I heard she scammed a rich guy out of his live savings and started the charity. It's big news back in Jersey.

Rayna confessional: I knew about the story but I didn't know it was her.

Selenay: Allegedly the charity is a cover up because she also has money problems and someone said her son's adoption is illegal.

Rayna: Illegal? Oh my. My son Jake goes to school with him. He seems like a nice kid. A little fruity but nice.

Selenay: Oh you didn't know he came out on Instagram?

Rayna: He did? Show me.

Selenay: *shows the video*

Rayna: Oh wow. I wonder what else is she hiding from us. I guess we can probe her tomorrow at Gina's engagement?

Selenay: Yeah. I'm gonna secretly befriend her. Let's see if we can get more dirt.

Rayna: Food is here.

Selenay: *Cheers* to us being reunited.

Rayna: *Cheers*

* 30 mins later, Rayna has left the restaurant after finishing her food*

Selenay: Here's my credit card and Hey, are you single?

Waiter: Yes I am. I'm Alex.

Selenay: Hi Alex. Can I get your number?

Alex [Waiter]: Of course, here you go. *gives her a napkin with his number*

Selenay: *takes credit card and napkin back* Thanks. Will call you soon. Bye.

Alex: Bye.

Selenay: Twirls back out of the restaurant and closing credits is shown.