Real Housewives of Nashville S2 E1 - "Back To Reality"
Show starts!
Rayna Narrating - This season we are back with 3 new ladies and some new friends. Hopefully we are going to have less drama *laughs* but you never know with Nashville!
*Rayna enters her new clothing store 'Rayna's Boutique'*
Rayna - Yes girrls i am now a fashion mogul! *Rayna's music plays* OFC we play my no.1 album here!
Brandi - Hey! It's so nice to see you ! Your place of business is immaculate. Everything is so cute! maybe you should put my music on rotation sometime.
Rayna - Thank you. It was hard work but we managed. I mean I would have if you weren't attacking my career at the reunion.
Brandi - Yeah well I came here to extend an olive branch. My emotions were all over the place and i said stuff that i shouldn't have said.
Rayna - I'm glad you finally acknowledged it.
Brandi - Also need to get something off of my chest though. I saw your part 2 reunion and i saw what you've said about me and how you showed my tape to Andy! That was private girl !
Rayna - Athena baited me a bit I can admit that BUT I admit being petty because Athena is a really close friend of mine. I do want to apologize for my mistakes.
Brandi Confessional - What's wrong with Athena. I have been such a good friend to her.
Brandi - I don't know why Athena is so "furious" at me. i didn't even do anything wrong, is she blaming me for her relapse when i have been clean for years ?
Rayna - A good friend wouldn't say they were a drug addict even though she is. It's her secret to reveal if she ever wanted to mention it to any of us. I knew about it but no one else besides me, you and her family knew.
Brandi - Well I guess she's gotta "OWN IT" like what she always preaches.
Rayna - I don't want to speak for her but my only problem with you was when you went for my music which i have been doing for 2 decades.
Brandi - Yeah i was being petty for that, I do enjoy your country music.
Rayna - Well it isn't just country but thanks for that compliment. I hope now we can mend things as long as you can promise to me we don't go for blows anymore.
Brandi - I guess that's a truce !
Rayna - Truce it is! So did you see Instagram? Gina's engaged!
Brandi - Yeah I don't follow Gina. I never cared for her really.
Rayna Confessional - Whoops, I forgot Gina blocked her.
Rayna - She isn't happy with you either but she's extending an invite as my plus one. Dior isn't please Gina's extending an invite but honestly I am tired of fighting. I have too much *bleep* going on in my life.
Brandi - She needs to *bleep* get over it. Some people just aren't meant to be together. Oh I meant to also ask, have you met any of the new girls ?
Rayna - Ava's my frenemy from 90's, Selenay and I have a mutual friend for couple years now and Amie apparently grew up with Dior's daughter Latoya back in Sury. She is also a hot mess so you have competition.
Brandi Confessional - Real question is will I like the new girls? Probably not Amie.
Brandi - That's fine with me! it'll be nice to see some YOUNG new faces.
Brandi Confessional - It was getting boring anyways feuding with Dior.
Rayna - Okay girl, we got to close up now! See you soon! *air kiss* Walks back into her store to close up for the day.
*Brandi leaves in her new Mercedes and speeds off into the sunset*
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Couple hours later, Dior decided to go over to Athena's home. They haven't seen each other in months since Dior's divorce announcement went public.
*Athena sits in her garden, shades on and sunbathing while her housekeeper Magda brings out her drinks*
Athena: Thanks, honey! It's hard work acquiring this tan!
Athena Confessional: Since the whole drug scandal erupted last year, I've really been taking some time to myself. I'm detoxing to the MAX! No alcohol, cigarettes... *bleep* I'm not even taking any supplements!
*Dior walks around the side of the house into the garden, accidentally treading on and crushing one of Athena’s plants*
Dior: Well shit. I’ve got mud all over my Louboutin's! ATHENA! Girl! It’s been too damn long!
Athena: Dior! Welcome! Come take a seat next to me, girl! I have a cocktail with your name on it.
Dior: Ugh, I need it! Things have been a little... hectic lately.
Athena: So I heard! … I presume TJ is playing ball with the divorce?
Dior: TJ is being a dickless little A-hole. He’s demanding half of everything!
Dior Confessional: Yes, my husband decided to become a walking STD. So I kicked his ass into next week.
Athena: I cannot believe he has *bleep* audacity to demand money from you! That guy put his dick in pretty much every *bleep* girl in Nashville!
Dior: Tell me about it! And who was one of the hussies he got with?! Brandi. That disgusting, despicable *bleep*.
Dior Confessional: If I never saw that *bleep* face again it’d be too soon.
Athena: I can't even begin to defend Brandi. I mean... that was trashy as *bleep*.
Dior: You said it! Do we know if she’s still on the scene? Or did she crawl back under the rock she came out of?
Athena: Oh, she's around alright! Planning more new music I believe...
Dior: HA! That bitch couldn’t hold a tune if her life depended on it. How are things with you anyway? You’re looking so good!
Athena: Thanks, Dior! I'm doing OK thanks... It's been hard, I can't lie. There isn't a damn day when I don't think about drugs and... It fucking sucks. *gets teary*
Dior: Aw Athena... *puts hand on Athena’s hand* I hope you know that I am so here for you, through it all. You can call me anytime, any day, y ’hear?
Athena: *smiles through the tears* You're amazing, Dior. Truly.
Dior: Girl, I try. Don’t suppose you know any hot young bachelors, do you?
Athena: *laughs* Funnily enough, my Lola's friend has just gone on the market, but he's only 28...
Dior: Woo! Chile! Where do I sign?!
Dior Confessional: Ms. Dior LOVES a younger man. And she can MORE than keep up. *winks*
Athena: *laughs* I'll get Lola to send you his number. Don't ruin him!
Dior: I can’t promise anything... *laughs*
*Both ladies cheers and the show fade's out into the First part of the season trailer*
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