Real Housewives of Nashville S1 E9 "The Finale .."

*It's the finale! In couple days, Brandi's party and album launch will go on. Gina decides to hit up Brandi and ask if she wanted to get outfits for the party*



Gina starts walking into her local high end store and sees Brandi already trying on dresses. 

Gina confessional: " Isn't Brandi too old for prom dresses ? "

*Brandi notices Gina and screams* GINAAAA!!!

*Gina hides behind the coats* Oh its Brandi. Phew. I thought it was my stalker.

Brandi: Oh my gosh i'm so happy to see you here, i need to find an outfit for launch party. Can you help me decide ? 


Gina: Sure. Show me what you got? What's the theme by the way?

Brandi: There's no theme to the party but my life motto is "less is more"

Gina Confessional: So why are we shopping if it's a nudist party? *sips tea*

Gina: Oh yeah that's cute. 

Brandi: I do love me some skanky dresses. *looks at sales assistant*

Store owner: You can try sears, we only sell classy clothes here.

*Brandi runs to the changing room and comes out*

Brandi: What do you think of this outfit ?

Gina: That's hot. 

Brandi: Thanks. TBH I'm so stressed for the launch party, i'm worried Dior is going to ruin everything.

Gina confessional: Don't worry, we will ;)

Gina: I don't think Dior will do anything to ruin your party if its her venue which is why i had suggested it.

Brandi: That's true, we worked things out.

Brandi confessional: But i'll always be on the look out for that bitch.

Gina: So who's coming? Did u manage to invite any producers, TMZ?

Brandi: Yeah i invited everyone that worked on my album, my close famous friends, and a few gossip magazines. Be on your best behaviour Gina or else you'll make it in the tabloids. *laughs*

Gina: I already am. Rayna said you visited Athena at rehab? How's she doing?

Brandi: To be honest, i haven't seen her this bad since our LA party girl phase. i am hopeful that she gets better. She's not doing that great but with our support i'm praying she recovers from this.

Gina: She will, she has great support around her. So for sure we won't see her tonight?

Brandi: I did invite her a month ago so that she would feel included but she already left for Lola's graduation in Arizona so I doubt she will come.

Gina: I don't think she should. She should enjoy her family time and relax. Okay girl. I gotta go now. Have to close up my salon and I'll see u tonight at Ur launch.

Brandi: Yes girl, i'm so excited *jumps up and down like a 5 year old*

Gina: *fist bumps* Bye girl!

Brandi: *fist bumps* Bye!!

° Gina wears back her corona mask and gets out of the store°

Store employee: Just one dress?

Brandi: Nah i lied to her, i won't be needing this dress. I already have my outfit planned.

Store employee: *side eyes* K bye.

*** ITS THE NIGHT OF THE FINALE! ***

It's the night of Brandi's album launch at Dior's restaurant. 



*Dior directs her staff around the restaurant, setting out decorations, plates and glasses*

Confessional: I am hosting Brandi’s album launch at my exclusive restaurant Dior’s... why I hear you ask? Because Gina forced me and I am the bigger person. And yes, I do charity. *sips a cocktail*

*Dior chats with her security off camera, but mics pick up*
Guys, can you keep an eye on Brandi’s entourage? They’re not our usual clientele...


*Brandi finally arrives on the red carpet with her entourage*

Brandi confessional: I decided to go in a different direction with my outfit because you know .. go big or go home.

Brandi: DIOR! How do i look ?

Dior Confessional: What in high hell does Brandi look like?! A slut that's it.

Dior: Wow honey! That’s... a choice!

*Rayna and Gina walk in*


Rayna: Who's that in a pink wig? I didn't know this was a hooker party. Oh it's you Brandi.

Gina: Brandi that ain't the outfit we picked.

Brandi: Sorry Gina, that outfit didn't seem like me.

Dior: *raises eyebrows at Gina* It wasn’t skanky enough...

Brandi: Well girls i'm ready to party before i start to perform some songs. Can we get a round of shots Dior ?

Dior: You can ask the bar staff for whatever you want; but none of it’s free! Cash bar was what you organised.

Gina: Wait...CASH!? I don't carry cash..

Dior: *whispers to Gina* Drinks are free for u and Rayna, girl. Just not Brandi’s crew.

Gina: *smirks* Girl i know, was just playing with you.

Brandi: Dior, can i get the microphone. i'm ready to perform some of my hits for all of you

*Brandi's drunk crowd cheers* 

Gina: Oh boy..

Dior: Sure! The mic is all set up for you by the speakers!

Rayna: I hope the mics are auto tuned.


Gina: Wait a minute, why is our producer Mike raping!? 


*Dior’s daughter Latoya (Monique Samuels) arrives.

Latoya: Hi ladies! Mom, What in the hell is that mess with the pink hair?! 

Dior: That would be Brandi.

*ignoring Brandi’s performance, Dior watches her friends like a hawk and sees them drop a glasses*

Dior: Security! Show those drunk bitches the door!

*Meanwhile Brandi twerks on the floor*

Gina - Oh dear lord, i didn't think Brandi be this trashy.

Dior: Gina, trashy is Brandi’s middle name.

*Brandi finishes her song and start's walking over*

Brandi: How was that number? Did you girls enjoy that?

Gina: *fake smile* Yeah!

Rayna: *thumbs up* 

Dior Confessional: I don’t know what the fuck Brandi is singing, but I’ve heard better songs on children’s TV.

Dior - Us ladies can go to the private lounge... We need some space from this drunk crew.

*LaToya head's to the bar and the ladies head to the private lounge*

Brandi: My friends and I are coming with ! *Brandi proceeds to follow*

Dior: Brandi, your friends will have to stay here. This is my private area for VIP guests only!

Brandi: But... this is MY launch party! You're really not gonna let me hang out with you girls ? This is outrageous!

Rayna: This is only for us ladies not groupies, your free to join alone.

Brandi: Sorry friends you're gonna have to stay behind in the peasant room.


*Brandi heads to the VIP lounge with Pinky [Lisa Vanderpump] *

Pinky: Dior, I am not a peasant! Hi Rayna, miss me?

Rayna: Pinky!? Fuck you. Dior, Brandi knows i hate that woman and she invites her?!

Pinky: Rayna you never told me you had an issue me.

Brandi: I mean it is MY party and not yours right ?

Rayna: Pinky, your lying right? Brandi we are friends, i have told you this before! Friends don't invite friends enemies.

*Pinky walks off*

Dior: To be fair, Brandi, that decrepit friend of yours has a reputation. As a haggered old witch.

Rayna - A bitch.. and that dog of hers? How's it alive?

Brandi: She has always been there for me, none of you bitches were there for me when i needed you!

Gina: Bitch i was with you this morning! I fucking got you this gig!? I had to ask MY FRIEND Dior for this venue!

Dior: When did you EVER need us Brandi?

Brandi: Dior, i don't need anything from your stanky ass and for you Gina & Rayna .. you act like i have to kiss your asses or something. I can invite whatever friends i want here.

Gina - Kiss it bitch! Dior I'm sorry! You had to entertain her trashiness in your UPSCALE venue.

Rayna - Athena brought u to Nashville bitch. You are UNKNOWN musician. Your only here cause of my friend that you betrayed!

Brandi: Whatever Rayna, I can make it in this industry without you. You're a washed up singer that is no longer relevant. Do you see all these tabloids and paparazzi here ? They're here for me, not you.

Rayna: Washed up!? Bitch i have 7 nominations this year at the Grammy's and a sold out tour! Where's yours?

Dior: Brandi, no matter how many music producers *whispers Simon Cowell's name* you suck off, you will NEVER be a successful singer.

Brandi: I'll prove it to all you bitches .. i will become the biggest singer ever.

*Producers walking in *Ladies, behave!*

Dior: You’ve got to be joking! Brandi is getting her just desserts!

*Latoya bursts into the room*
Mom! Brandi’s entourage have started smashing up the restaurant! 

Dior: What the -?! *runs out*

Brandi: See bitches, if you mess with me, you mess with my entourage. *evil laugh*

*Security escorts out Brandi’s friends* 

Dior: Brandi Get the fuck out of my restaurant you trashy fucking whore!!! Come back to me when you’ve sold an album WITHOUT shagging someone to sell it!

Brandi: No Dior!!! I'll leave when i want to leave you're not the boss of me!!

*A security guard scoops Brandi up and turfs her out *

Brandi: LET GO OF ME !!!

Dior: Take out the trash!

Gina: Let's leave Rayna. 

Rayna: Yeah i'm done! *Producer leads them to a back entrance*

*Brandi bites the security and he drops her. She tries to throws a punch at Dior and misses*

Dior: Nice try, slut. 

* 3 security guards carry Brandi out *

Brandi yells: You should take Dior, not me. i did nothing wrong. IM INNOCENT!!

Police has arrived and says *Miss, your coming with us*
Brandi: No officer! Arrest her!

*to production* Dior: I never want to see that bitch again. I am DONE! Dior storms into restaurant and see's Rayna and Gina have left*

Dior: Where are they?!

Producer: We escorted them out.

Dior: What have i done!?

The night ends and Brandi's seen crying in the police car. 

Dior starts yells ''MY RESTAURANT!!!''

Next morning
Dior comes over to Rayna's home. Gina has already arrived.

*teary as she sits down at Rayna’s*
Dior: Girls, I’m so upset. That scumbag almost cost me my business!

Rayna: Your business? Tabloid's has me on the front page cause i was helping her with the event!? It has fucked the sales of my album. I told you Gina, this will happen.

Gina: I know.. I am sorry to both of you. 

Dior: We forgive you. Brandi’s poison. Absolute poison. Latoya is ready to beat her ass but I told her she ain’t worth it.

Gina: Can i join her?

Rayna: Same. What a night.. I'm just glad we are safe.

Dior: I agree.

Gina: *cheers* To us, Real friends stick by each other.

Rayna: *cheers back*  I agree. Athena too, she's a real one too.

Dior laughs *Cheers* Agree, Real knows when Fake is fake!

** AND THEIR FINAL SHOTS ARE SHOWN **



Rayna: Rayna's album has hit number 1 on the country charts and her tour is sold out. She's ready to take on a now venture: fashion designing!


Dior: Dior put in an offer for a new house to get away from Brandi and got it. The restaurant, Dior’s, closed shortly after Brandi’s function. It has opened up since then and gotten more customers than ever. Her marriage meanwhile was reported by TMZ as over. 


Gina: Has decided to head back to Vegas part-time after getting engaged to her attorney boyfriend. Her NYX collab sold-out within 3 days and she's already starting a new line.


Meanwhile Brandi's at home with her mom.

Brandi: What a night. I've made such a fuck up. I hope they forgive me.
Mom: I agree.

Brandi's debut album was #2 on the billboard chart behind Rayna's and her debut single became a world wide hit. Brandi is expected to win a Grammy for best new artist. She hasn't spoken to any of the ladies.

*Gina Rayna and Dior cheers*

THE SHOW ENDS! Next week the 2 part reunion!!

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